Is this likely to happen in any of the upcoming NBA Finals games?

LeBron will walk in on Bibby (half-white half-black scrub [DeLonte]) banging his mom. He'll be arrested for premeditated murder (he had a hunch). Wade will lock himself in a bathroom. Bosh will be taken to an ostrich farm. But then Juwan Howard drops 50 and Big Z gets confident and steps back a bit, hits 10 3's. Joel Anthony will fulfill his life-long dream of playing PG and run it like Nash with 20 assists. There will be tears in the locker room, Chalmers stubs his toe in the shower. Heat win.